Pervert Theory.  October 4, 2008
by G. Keilan Rickard

A couple days ago, I entered "pervert
theorist" into Google, with quotation marks
like that.  Turns out, the phrase exists
nowhere on the web.  There's no such
thing, then, as a "pervert theorist."  Since
I'm the one who found this out, I get to
define it:  

I'm a pervert theorist.  I pervert theory.

I'm a pervert theorist.  I theorize about
perverts.

I just broke pervert theory's hymen.  Now,
whenever someone Googles "pervert
theorist," they'll know I'm the one who
went there first.

My very first original idea, pervert theory,  
and Google certified!

We'll see if there are any takers.


    

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